We know you’re obligated to make an appearance at the office holiday party. This is the anti-office holiday party: a safe place to eat, drink, network and behave in a way that might embarrass you if you had to face these people the next morning.
It’s a time to celebrate with old friends, make some new ones, take stock (nah, just kidding), and make unrealistic, spirit-fueled plans for the upcoming year.
The evening will be highlighted by our annual “Tacky Holiday Sweater Contest.” We’re not saying this competition is getting stiff, but if your cable knit doesn’t contain actual candied fruit, icicle lights or a cheese log, you can pretty much forget it.
Here’s what you’ll find under our party tree:
Amid all the yuletide abandon, we won’t lose sight of the true spirit of the season.
We ask that everyone bring a coat (new or gently used) as part of the local “One Warm Coat” drive to help clothe needy Phoenix families of the UMOM family homeless shelter program.